Friday, October 30, 2015

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Not Really Wordless Wednesday

So, Mom found this picture today at work looking for something else. 
She is quite fond of turtles, and thought this was almost kitten cute. 

We graciously consented to allow her to post this on OUR blog.
We don't really think it's all that cute... honestly,
we're wondering how tasty it would be... and how far a mighty paw whap could send it.

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

He Meowed, She Meowed, Mom Said...

I am innocent, I tell you! Here I am, having to keep a careful eye on that tabby wench in case she bites me again. Last night I was lounging upstairs, and she's just sitting there staring into space, when she walks around behind me and starts biting my tummy!

All those years of hits and runs, and being smacked around by the Great Orange One, and I'm ready for some payback, y'all. Even now it's not over - he's hogging MY spot! Here you can see I am patiently waiting for someone's ample butt to move out of MY spot. Everyone knows the end of the couch is MY spot. He's just being mean, that's all.

They are BOTH being stone cold brats lately.

Saturday, October 24, 2015

Thursday, October 22, 2015

Finally Friday

In honor of Derby, here are our Tock Tober's pictures:

Have a great Friday, everyone!

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Mancat Monday

Here we go again. 

Mom acquired the second Star Wars figure she wanted, the legendary Boba Fett (greatest bounty hunter ever in the Star Wars 'verse!) and naturally, we were drafted into modeling it.

As you see, I *refused* to cooperate. No, I will not look at the camera for this silliness.
Woke me up from a darn good nap too.

Leia is still in her innocent phase, so she played along.

Just wait until she's had to do this elebenty hundred times,
see how much she cooperates.

Saturday, October 17, 2015

Selfie Sunday

Oh my goodness, my first selfie! 

Did I do it right? I'm so nervous.

I hope all my furs are purrfect.

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Finally Friday

Mom LUFFS this day of the week!

Each of us has our own special chairs. We like to think of them as our throne chairs. Appropriate, don't you think?

Here is mine:

And his:

Now for the game of the week:

Making Mom crazy by not wanting to eat! 
Seriously, it's one of the BEST.EVER games to play.

Here's to Caturday.

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Monday, October 12, 2015

Mancat Monday

Mom, seriously... please stop prying my mouth open to check my remaining three fangs!

I PROMISE to let you know if any go missing, really.

It's so undignified.

We hope all our furriends enjoy their week. Although Monday doesn't mean much to us felines, 
Mom sure isn't a fan of this day.

Thursday, October 8, 2015

The Purple Monkey

Furriends, happy Finally Friday to all of you!

And now a confession - When I become Toby3Fang, I gained street cred but I kinda lost the ability to transport my traditionally sized nip toys. I like to walk around the house, singing my special song, enjoying the intoxication of a good nip hit.

But now....

Now it must be small toys like the Purple Monkey (technically Leia's birthday gift from Petsmart). The big ones are just awkward now. I'm kinda sad about this but Mom has promised to buy me small ones to make up for it.

** PS from Leia:
Mom said after looking at my Wednesday picture for awhile, she thought I looked like a dino skeleton! I think that's just a bit rude, especially when I was all stretchy to amuse her while she was sick. Ha. That's the gratitude of hoomins for you.

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Sunday, October 4, 2015

Hey! No Fair!

*I* lost the tooth! ME!
(ps: if you look closely at my left arm, you can see where they stole my furs!)
The Toof Fairy sent these pawsome toys to ME!

So why does she get to play with them too??! They are MINE!
Mom says we have to share.

A great big special thank you to the gang at
15and Meowing for these pawsome gifts!

Friday, October 2, 2015

Toby's Blog Report On "My Day at the Stabby Place"

I didn't like it one little bitty bit. It was noisy, and smelly, and the hoomins there DID STUFF to me. And then they did more stuff to me when I was asleep. I don't really remember that part but that is especially unfair. And I do know that when I woke up, I didn't feel so good. At all.

I did let that mean vet lady know exactly how I felt by HISSING at her. She was very a-skeered, let me tell you. But I came home last night and Mom took good care of me. Leia didn't quite know who I was but I just ignored her. Around 6 am this morning I was pretty much back to normal, and let Mom know it was time to get up and feed the kittehs.

PS: I could swear somebody had a pawty here while I was gone! I found a meowgarita glass under the sofa...  some shredded bits of toilet paper... No... Tiny Tabby Girl wouldn't have fun without me! Would she??!

Mom's PS:
This visit took a lot out of him, but he came home safely. The bloodwork showed high glucose levels. He may be diabetic; we re-test in a month. It's possible that the Depo shot on Monday, plus his stress level (the night before surgery we had delivery people in here), made it shoot up. If not, we will be doing twice daily insulin shots. I'm told this really isn't as scary as it sounds.

Thank you to everyone for your purrayers and well wishes for our Great Orange One.

Thursday, October 1, 2015

House Pawty!

Hey, y'all! I'm all alone today. No Mom.. no Tobers... Just me! 
Let's have fun! Bring your nip beer and treats and we will all kick back.

What happens at House Pawty, stays at House Pawty.